Your YouTube history
is embarrassing.
Let AI prove it.
Connect YouTube, AI reads your liked videos, subs & playlists and cooks you with a Brain-Rot Score + Red Flags + savage shareable card.
“Watches 3AM motivation at 3PM in bed.”
“Subscribed to 14 finance gurus. Still broke.”
“Knows every lore. Touches no grass.”
HOW IT WORKS
3 steps to existential dread
Login with Google
One-click OAuth. We ask for read-only YouTube access. Nothing posted, nothing deleted.
We stalk your likes & subs
Liked videos, top subscriptions, playlists — up to 25 items each to respect API quota.
Gemini cooks you
Your taste goes into Gemini 1.5 Flash with a savage prompt. Out comes trauma + score.
LIVE DEMO — BRAIN-ROT METER
Average victim scores 0/100
LIVE SAMPLE — 02
This is what trauma looks like
Static demo so recruiters can see the output without logging in. Real version uses live YouTube API + Gemini.
Demo Victim
@demo_victim • 2,314 videos liked
0
/ 100
PERSONALITY TITLE
“CEO of Tomorrow, Intern of Today”
▍
Red flag #1: Treats ‘watch later’ as a retirement plan — 400 saved, 0 finished
Red flag #2: Takes notes from productivity videos, files them into the void
Red flag #3: Knows upload schedules better than family birthdays
PSST — HIT “ROAST ME AGAIN” TO WATCH IT RE-COOK HIM
THE ARSENAL
Packed with emotional damage
Every feature exists for one reason: a roast so specific you can't help but share it.
Brain-Rot Score
0–100 cooked-meter with ranks from Enlightened Monk to Lost Cause. Animated + shareable.
Red Flag Detector
Top 3 toxic traits extracted from your taste. Painfully accurate, hilariously specific.
Channel Roasts
Every top subscription gets its own one-line execution. No channel is safe.
Love-Life Prediction
What your playlists say about your dating life. Brutal honesty guaranteed.
Shareable Card Image
OG-image roast card for X / LinkedIn. Built for virality + resume bait.
Privacy-First
Read-only OAuth scopes. No storage by default, one-click delete anytime.
DOUBTS, ROASTED
Questions? Good. Read.
Everything people ask before handing their watch history to a judging machine.
100% free. It runs on free API quotas — YouTube allows ~2,000 roasts/day and the AI side ~1,000/day. No card, no paywall, no premium tier. Just pain, free of charge.
STILL CONFUSED? THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOUR SCORE IS HIGH